B!tch Please, Put that {Pee Stick} Away

If I see one more pee stick on my Facebook newsfeed, I am {literally} going to puke!  Ladies, get a clue!  If you announce your pregnancy, I believe you! You do not have to post a photo of those two positive lines to prove it, I promise! If you want to show that gross stick you just peed on to all of cyberland, create a blog! You can think of it as the baby’s personal {online} journal.

Why?  The reason is simple! I will then be able to opt into looking at these things if I choose + care enough. If not, I can eat my bagel + drink my herbal tea while still keeping my appetite!

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